Howllooo out there, all my dearest deviants! -taps on microphone- is this thing on? Deviant Art seems depressingly devoid of life and art lately. Perhaps everyone is as busy as I am? Maybe I can share some of all that interesting news and get the fire started again.
Alrighty then, let us go ahead and dive right in to that interesting title. I know what you're thinking - Shiner giving advise on dating?? The world must be ending! Or at least... getting extremely strange. Well here we go. First off, how to pick up chicks.
Step one; Bend down.
Step two; Grasp chick gently.
Step three; Pick up chick.
Easy right? And this concludes my class (note; I am a terrible teacher). Ok actually there's a lot more to chicks than that! I'm swimming in the little fluff balls. We're talking, of course, about my newest batch of Barred Rocks and Australorps! After the terrible attack on my chicken coop last summer, we never did recover our chickens very well. All that remained was a sad little group of four